e-shed: In The Worst Possable Taste!

e-shed: In The Worst Possable Taste!: Games have always rattled a few cages. Since we could pixel art in a blood splatter somebody has had something to say about it. I'm not ...

In The Worst Possable Taste!

Games have always rattled a few cages. Since we could pixel art in a blood splatter somebody has had something to say about it. I'm not one for censorship. I'm all about free speech and saying something because you have a right to say it, but dayyym' sometimes theirs just no need! here's a little look at some of the most nasty ass games your going to find!

Custer's Revenge

really... I don't know were to begin on this one! A game for the Atari 2600  this game scraped the barrel of decency and taste's like the bottom of the barrel too! You play the roll of Custer our pink little buddy sporting a cowboy hat and a pixelated lob on, raping your way across colonial America. Sounds charming!

 The Guy Game

It was pretty much doomed from concept to execution. The Guy Game, pretty much hits the sower taste bud on the proverbial sweet spot. "how can a game that lets you see boobies  for answering questions ever be bad!" you ask. because a pair of the boobies in question belonged to an underage girl! Yes they really did! The game was pulled and a lawsuit swiftly followed. Remember check her I.D. Bro!

Rapelay

OK, so the Japanese being seedy and bat shit crazy is nothing new to us. Unless you havnt noticed. there also kinda rapey. I also have proof to back the statement up. Presenting to you Rapley. The challenging point and click adventure action game with cutting edge 3D visuals and enthralling narrative fit to have you on the edge of your seat... I lie, your just some dude raping chicks in a train station toilet...

A Closer Look At OUYA

With the advent of a new era in gaming approaching us, its easy to get swept away with the thought of the exciting possibility's the new generation of consoles will bring to us. The PS4 and the new not so heartless Xbox One. Look impressive in there stature but a much smaller contender seems fit for battle.

the small form factor console fitted with a Nvidia Tegra 3 chip set, real 2.0 USB, and 1 GiB DDR3 SDRAM. This little monster is likely to pack a punch. Running Android 4.1 with a custom front end for ease of use with a game pad. OUYA looks to good to be true!

The markets are chaining, people are playing games who have never wanted to play before and with the fall of hard media. The ability to have a device that you can get on Facebook Netflix and even rack up a kill count on shadow-gun is all to appealing.

Hopefully this low budget bruiser will be able to rival the marketing might of it competitors and reach its target consumer. That would be everybody with eyes hands and a T.V.

Gun Monkeys new on Steam with cooky art direction, fast paced game play. online death matches and a crazy looking arsenal this looks like a sure fire winner. in depth review to come!

Android Apps on PC

If you have ever wanted to play your favorite Android apps on your PC it has never been easier. A brilliant little app called BlueStacks is available that allows you to install android apps just like on your phone! through the use of Google Play Store, third party markets or even downloaded .Apk's you can have access to a ton of Software. All app shortcuts are conveniently stored in a windows library. Have fun playing dead trigger on your pc!

http://www.bluestacks.com/

All Hail Indie Gaming!

Indie games are nothing new, they have been rattling about since shareware (the first independent distribution solution). Recently though, there has been a trend towards the quirky and the creative. Steam started the trend and the console market followed suit. With such an vast selection of titles. its hard to stumble on the game for you! so hears my little run down of my top five indie games.

Castle Crashers
This game seems to do everything for me. From the stunning art direction to the flowing game play. using mechanics from classic titles like Golden Axe, Streets of Rage, it delivers a fast paced button mashing adventure from start to finish.
 

World of Goo

A simple puzzle based game. With a witty involving narrative to drive the game play. Get the Goo Balls home with bridge building skills and creative solutions. If your a fan of lemmings you best check this out.







Lucius

The dark Gothic tale of the son of Satan murdering his way though his stately home. What could be more fun! this Lovecraftien story of murder and occultism is bound to engage. Once you've burnt a mans face with an oven or crushed a dude under a piano, you will know point and click will never be the same again. 

Trine 2
A graphically pleasing 2.4D side scrolling Adventure game. This beautifully executed gaming experience is topped off with challenging puzzles and tense combat. Inspired by the Lost Vikings games of ages past. Trine 2 delevers a not to be missed experience.

Hotline Miami
This weird and twisted talke brings you into a bad trip of a game. Spectrum inspire graphics and sound plunge you into a dark game of mass murders and 8-Bit madness. Defiantly one to check out if your a fan of house masks

battlefield heros- free to play goodness

I'm not one to like free to play games. There on the hole, clones of other much better paid for games. In the case of battlefield heroes. This clone element doesn't really come into it unless you count the art direction straight ripped off the fantastic team fortress, but we can give that a overlook if the games up to par right?

Correct! this game is fantastic! the stranded battlefield game play moved to a 3rd person prospective. With a crazy range of cookie weapons and customization. You have yourself a cartoon slaughter-fest!

The client downloaded swiftly and I was straight into a match. Expect a mixed range of player ability's in game as this reaches out to the more casual market. There's a good selection of game types on offer and the ability to actually push advance into a real-time battle map is a cleaver addintion.

The store has many good items for sale both game credits and prepay credit items. Unlike allot of games you can complete questionnaires and earn yourself actual game credits to be spent in store. The range of clothing to rig your little G.I. Out in is impressive. Theirs a hole host of weapons and kit!

I highley recomend this game! seeings as its free, you should just see for yourself!

http://www.battlefieldheroes.com/