Ahhh, Meme's, a term created by Richard Dorkins. Adopted by the internetz. People love to make jokes about games and juxter position gritty imagery with the hilarious. Since the unleashing of "All your base" image boards and blogs have been awash with satirical visual cometary on the world of gaming. Here's a few of my favorites.
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Saturday, 29 June 2013
All Your Memes Are Belong To Us
Ahhh, Meme's, a term created by Richard Dorkins. Adopted by the internetz. People love to make jokes about games and juxter position gritty imagery with the hilarious. Since the unleashing of "All your base" image boards and blogs have been awash with satirical visual cometary on the world of gaming. Here's a few of my favorites.
Elder Scrolls, Sex Games For The Lonely Nerd
So The Elder Scrolls games have been consistently entertaining generations of gamers now. Since its first incarnation in 1992 the customization options have been the source of so much of this fun. Based on the D&D campaign the developers were playing at the time. It was a hit from the off! Strangely though the elder scrolls developed an alter ego. A sex obsess dogy uncle of and alter ego. Here are some of the Seediest Mods to grace the franchise. Tissues at the ready.
HG EyeCandy mod- Oblivion
This mod is pretty simple, takes the raggie underwear from your hero and provides them with a shaven quim and boob size of your choice. I suppose its something to keep you occupied when stripping bandit chicks of there valuables. Didn't check to see if the dude bandits crown joules were on offer.Estrus - Oblivion
Were to start really... By adding some new spells to your Hero. You can now engage in multiple sexual acts on unsuspecting NPC's. It has some really kinda rapey connotations. Highly doubt its available on steam workshop. Animated Prostitution - Skyrim
Pretty much dose as is stated on the tin! If you the kind of guy that pays for sex then this is the mod for you! All you do is equip an item with the enchantment "Sexually Active", then you gain the ability to sexually proposition anybody in Skyrim... Apparently raises your speachcraft. God love a trier. Oh and it ads a strap on for those girl on girl scenarios
you encounter on the tundra.Sporty Sexy Sweat- Skyrim
So you like sweaty bitches eh? This bizarre mod introduces glistening beads of swat to you character. If theirs one thing bitches better be, its wet... I'm not dry-holing.
Bouncy Bodices and Booties- skyrim
This mod adds a bunch of creatable jiggly parts to the game. Make you static character wobble like a Jamaican girl at a snoop lion concert with this "tasteful" addition to Skyrim. Sure it is.... All these 'erotic' mod are available from: http://oblivion.nexusmods.com//?
Friday, 28 June 2013
Worst Games of All Time - Goes To The Movies
Sometime things don't quite work out as planed for a game during development. Ether theirs budget cuts layoffs or even personal deputes. there allot of factors that can have an impact on the quality of development on a game. Some games have mistakes others just are mistakes. Unfortunately movie tie in game have a habit of being stunningly shit. rushed out to meet deadlines and sloppy heartless craftsmanship makes movie games some of the worst. Here's a little look at some of the worst games of all time!
Ridley Scotts dark brooding 1979 scifi horror masterpiece sent box office sails into the stratosphere. Fans of the movie were chomping at the bit for a chance to play as there new favorite movie heroin Ripley, and experience the horror of Alien for themselves in the comfort of there front rooms. Rushed into production to meat this consumer demand Alien on the 2600 failed to deliver anything of what was asked of it. A half arsed clone of pack-man, Alien was one of those games that helped set the terrible trend for horrible movie tie in games. Play it here.
Yeah another 2600 title... It was full of ball achingly bad games! But perhaps the worst of all the aches is E.T. The game came out on the back of record box office sales for the movie. Truly unplayable, uninspiring and not a single jot of effort. Quite possibly the worst of the worst! Play it here.
Holy smokes batman we have another gash game. To coincide with the cinematic sensory rape that was Catwoman. The game of the same name was equally a dick up the arse of a title. The almost uncontrollable Catwoman was rushed out and churned out at that. It wasn't just controller flaws that held the game back. effortless level design and garbage visuals also help to ruin this game... nothings perfect though!
Alien- Atari 2600
Ridley Scotts dark brooding 1979 scifi horror masterpiece sent box office sails into the stratosphere. Fans of the movie were chomping at the bit for a chance to play as there new favorite movie heroin Ripley, and experience the horror of Alien for themselves in the comfort of there front rooms. Rushed into production to meat this consumer demand Alien on the 2600 failed to deliver anything of what was asked of it. A half arsed clone of pack-man, Alien was one of those games that helped set the terrible trend for horrible movie tie in games. Play it here.
E.T.- Atari 2600
Yeah another 2600 title... It was full of ball achingly bad games! But perhaps the worst of all the aches is E.T. The game came out on the back of record box office sales for the movie. Truly unplayable, uninspiring and not a single jot of effort. Quite possibly the worst of the worst! Play it here.Catwoman- PC, GC, XBOX, PS2,
Holy smokes batman we have another gash game. To coincide with the cinematic sensory rape that was Catwoman. The game of the same name was equally a dick up the arse of a title. The almost uncontrollable Catwoman was rushed out and churned out at that. It wasn't just controller flaws that held the game back. effortless level design and garbage visuals also help to ruin this game... nothings perfect though! Jurassic Park: Trespasser - PC
Its hard to say how much this game sucked. it was terrible to the extent of yet again unplayable. One of the first games to feature 'rag doll physics'. It became quite anticipated, only to be slaughtered by critics and consumers alike. The game revolved around the mechanic of using your mouse as you right arm. The execution of the control system was sloppy and made for a clumsy to the point of spastic gaming experience. This game really should remain extinct!
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Cracking Gaming Boobs!
Best boobs in computer games!Oh, how we love them! Here's a little run down of some of the most famous polygons and pixels to grace a D cup. enjoy!
In The Worst Possable Taste!
Games have always rattled a few cages. Since we could pixel art in a blood splatter somebody has had something to say about it. I'm not one for censorship. I'm all about free speech and saying something because you have a right to say it, but dayyym' sometimes theirs just no need! here's a little look at some of the most nasty ass games your going to find!
really... I don't know were to begin on this one! A game for the Atari 2600 this game scraped the barrel of decency and taste's like the bottom of the barrel too! You play the roll of Custer our pink little buddy sporting a cowboy hat and a pixelated lob on, raping your way across colonial America. Sounds charming!
It was pretty much doomed from concept to execution. The Guy Game, pretty much hits the sower taste bud on the proverbial sweet spot. "how can a game that lets you see boobies for answering questions ever be bad!" you ask. because a pair of the boobies in question belonged to an underage girl! Yes they really did! The game was pulled and a lawsuit swiftly followed. Remember check her I.D. Bro!
OK, so the Japanese being seedy and bat shit crazy is nothing new to us. Unless you havnt noticed. there also kinda rapey. I also have proof to back the statement up. Presenting to you Rapley. The challenging point and click adventure action game with cutting edge 3D visuals and enthralling narrative fit to have you on the edge of your seat... I lie, your just some dude raping chicks in a train station toilet...
It was pretty much doomed from concept to execution. The Guy Game, pretty much hits the sower taste bud on the proverbial sweet spot. "how can a game that lets you see boobies for answering questions ever be bad!" you ask. because a pair of the boobies in question belonged to an underage girl! Yes they really did! The game was pulled and a lawsuit swiftly followed. Remember check her I.D. Bro!
OK, so the Japanese being seedy and bat shit crazy is nothing new to us. Unless you havnt noticed. there also kinda rapey. I also have proof to back the statement up. Presenting to you Rapley. The challenging point and click adventure action game with cutting edge 3D visuals and enthralling narrative fit to have you on the edge of your seat... I lie, your just some dude raping chicks in a train station toilet...
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