Play some Doom

Over at xtdos.com they have a massive selection of DOS games available for those nostalgic times in your life! The beauty of xtdos is there playable directly on the website. so check em out. FUCKING DOOM RIGHT HERE!  

Retro City Rampage v1.11a MULTI5-VACE

VACE with an updated build of this funny old school style game.

Description:
This 8-bit nostalgic throwback warps open-world carjacking BACK TO THE… ’80s.
Play 60+ story missions and 40+ arcade challenges. “Borrow” vehicles and outrun the law while mowing down your fellow citizens! Jump on pedestrians for coins, or use them for target practice with over 25 weapons and POWER-UPS! WHOA!

Features:

• An interactive open-world filled with shops, arcades and casino games.
• Over 60 Story Missions – Missions span every genre, from driving and shooting to stealth, rhythm, swimming, questing and more
• Over 40 Arcade Challenges – Quick pick-up-and-play action with leaderboard competition and replay sharing.
• Official Crossovers and Bonus Games – Super Meat Boy, BIT.TRIP: Runner, Epic Meal Time, Minecraft and more.
• Over 50 Vehicles to Drive and Equip – How about a skateboard with a rocket launcher or a shopping cart with nitro?
• Over 25 Weapons and Power-ups – From a bionic arm to a light gun, a boomerang to a “ghost busting” proton beam.
• Playable Characters and Cameos! – Play as characters from other games, as legendary game developers, TV personalities and celebrities.
• Customize your character with one of over 200 styles.
• 2.5+ Hours of Music (13 radio stations) – Critically acclaimed, IGF Nominated soundtrack by virt (Contra 4, Double Dragon: Neon) Freaky DNA (NBA Jam) and Norrin Radd. Available digitally, on CD and Vinyl.
• Video Filters

1. Tube TV/Scanline/Dot-Matrix simulation (& some RED/BLUE 3D games)
2. Color Modes – Make it more system accurate to various platforms from EGA and CGA to the NES, SMS, C64, Apple II and more.
3. Leaderboards & Video Replays

• Lock and load your lightgun. You’ve just entered RETRO CITY RAMPAGE.

Publisher: Vblank
Developer: Vblank Entertainment, Inc.
Genre: Action, Adventure, Indie, Racing
Release name: Retro_City_Rampage_v1.11a_MULTI5-VACE
Size: 19MB in 5F
Links: Homepage – Steam – NFO
Download: NTi – TPB – UPLOADED

All Your Memes Are Belong To Us

Ahhh, Meme's, a term created by Richard Dorkins. Adopted by the internetz. People love to make jokes about games and juxter position gritty imagery with the hilarious. Since the unleashing of "All your base" image boards and blogs have been awash with satirical visual cometary on the world of gaming. Here's a few of my favorites.

Elder Scrolls, Sex Games For The Lonely Nerd

So The Elder Scrolls games have been consistently entertaining generations of gamers now. Since its first incarnation in 1992 the customization options have been the source of so much of this fun. Based on the D&D campaign the developers were playing at the time. It was a hit from the off! Strangely though the elder scrolls developed an alter ego. A sex obsess dogy uncle of and alter ego. Here are some of the Seediest Mods to grace the franchise. Tissues at the ready.

HG EyeCandy mod- Oblivion

This mod is pretty simple, takes the raggie underwear from your hero and provides them with a shaven quim and boob size of your choice. I suppose its something to keep you occupied when stripping bandit chicks of there valuables. Didn't check to see if the dude bandits crown joules were on offer.

Estrus - Oblivion

Were to start really... By adding some new spells to your Hero. You can now engage in multiple sexual acts on unsuspecting NPC's. It has some really kinda rapey connotations. Highly doubt its available on steam workshop.

Animated Prostitution - Skyrim

Pretty much dose as is stated on the tin! If you the kind of guy that pays for sex then this is the mod for you! All you do is equip an item with the enchantment "Sexually Active", then you gain the ability to sexually proposition anybody in Skyrim... Apparently raises your speachcraft. God love a trier. Oh and it ads a strap on for those girl on girl scenarios
you encounter on the tundra.

Sporty Sexy Sweat- Skyrim 

So you like sweaty bitches eh? This bizarre mod introduces glistening beads of swat to you character. If theirs one thing bitches better be, its wet... I'm not dry-holing. 

Bouncy Bodices and Booties- skyrim

This mod adds a bunch of creatable jiggly parts to the game. Make you static character wobble like a Jamaican girl at a snoop lion concert with this "tasteful" addition to Skyrim. Sure it is....

All these 'erotic' mod are available from: http://oblivion.nexusmods.com//?

Recently a Microsoft employee has has made the statement the new XBOX One dash “with advertising in mind”. With the already prevalent barrage of advertising. Do we relay need to be confronted with forced consumerism wen we turn on you games console? I personally will be staying clear of the new Microsoft offering. Even the turnaround on the security fetchers of the new Xbox are not enough to sway me.

Worst Games of All Time - Goes To The Movies

Sometime things don't quite work out as planed for a game during development. Ether theirs budget cuts layoffs or even personal deputes. there allot of factors that can have an impact on the quality of development on a game. Some games have mistakes others just are mistakes. Unfortunately movie tie in game have a habit of being stunningly shit. rushed out to meet deadlines and sloppy heartless craftsmanship makes movie games some of the worst. Here's a little look at some of the worst games of all time!

Alien- Atari 2600

Ridley Scotts dark brooding 1979 scifi horror masterpiece sent box office sails into the stratosphere. Fans of the movie were chomping at the bit for a chance to play as there new favorite movie heroin Ripley, and experience the horror of Alien for themselves in the comfort of there front rooms. Rushed into production to meat this consumer demand Alien on the 2600 failed to deliver anything of what was asked of it. A half arsed clone of  pack-man, Alien was one of those games that helped set the terrible trend for horrible movie tie in games. Play it here.

 E.T.- Atari 2600

Yeah another 2600 title... It was full of ball achingly bad games! But perhaps the worst of all the aches is E.T. The game came out on the back of record box office sales for the movie. Truly unplayable, uninspiring and not a single jot of effort. Quite possibly the worst of the worst! Play it here.

Catwoman- PC, GC, XBOX, PS2,

Holy smokes batman we have another gash game. To coincide with the cinematic sensory rape that was Catwoman. The game of the same name was equally a dick up the arse of a title. The almost uncontrollable Catwoman was rushed out and churned out at that. It wasn't just controller flaws that held the game back. effortless level design and garbage visuals also help to ruin this game... nothings perfect though!

Jurassic Park: Trespasser - PC 

Its hard to say how much this game sucked. it was terrible to the extent of yet again unplayable. One of the first games to feature 'rag doll physics'. It became quite anticipated, only to be slaughtered by critics and consumers alike. The game revolved around the mechanic of using your mouse as you right arm. The execution of the control system was sloppy and made for a clumsy to the point of spastic gaming experience. This game really should remain extinct!

 

Cracking Gaming Boobs!

Best boobs in computer games!Oh, how we love them! Here's a little run down of some of the most famous polygons and pixels to grace a D cup. enjoy!