Saturday 29 June 2013

Elder Scrolls, Sex Games For The Lonely Nerd


So The Elder Scrolls games have been consistently entertaining generations of gamers now. Since its first incarnation in 1992 the customization options have been the source of so much of this fun. Based on the D&D campaign the developers were playing at the time. It was a hit from the off! Strangely though the elder scrolls developed an alter ego. A sex obsess dogy uncle of and alter ego. Here are some of the Seediest Mods to grace the franchise. Tissues at the ready.


HG EyeCandy mod- Oblivion

This mod is pretty simple, takes the raggie underwear from your hero and provides them with a shaven quim and boob size of your choice. I suppose its something to keep you occupied when stripping bandit chicks of there valuables. Didn't check to see if the dude bandits crown joules were on offer.

Estrus - Oblivion

Were to start really... By adding some new spells to your Hero. You can now engage in multiple sexual acts on unsuspecting NPC's. It has some really kinda rapey connotations. Highly doubt its available on steam workshop.


Animated Prostitution - Skyrim

Pretty much dose as is stated on the tin! If you the kind of guy that pays for sex then this is the mod for you! All you do is equip an item with the enchantment "Sexually Active", then you gain the ability to sexually proposition anybody in Skyrim... Apparently raises your speachcraft. God love a trier. Oh and it ads a strap on for those girl on girl scenarios
you encounter on the tundra.

Sporty Sexy Sweat- Skyrim 

So you like sweaty bitches eh? This bizarre mod introduces glistening beads of swat to you character. If theirs one thing bitches better be, its wet... I'm not dry-holing. 



Bouncy Bodices and Booties- skyrim

This mod adds a bunch of creatable jiggly parts to the game. Make you static character wobble like a Jamaican girl at a snoop lion concert with this "tasteful" addition to Skyrim. Sure it is....

All these 'erotic' mod are available from: http://oblivion.nexusmods.com//?


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